The Practical Guide to Being an Atheist

1.      Religion stinks??? What else do you expect from something that is at least a millennium old?

2.      Belief in God is ok as long as it doesn’t lead you to a stupid Religion.

3.      Don’t fear just because Kapil Sibal is threatening with Blasphemy laws. All religions are blasphemous to each other.

4.      It is belief in stupid practices that people want to impose in name of God. 

5.      Argue against the stupid practices. It is most stupid arguing against God.

6.      Never indulge in an argument with a believer they will always lose.

7.      Believers lose logical arguments on purpose.

8.      The believer rejoices in his ability to believe in spite of all lost arguments.

9.      When they are arguing hard they probably have a stake in checking your patience level.

10.   God is just an excuse for a believer to do what is wants to do. Pray!!!

11.   Recruit only the Religious for sales and marketing. They are good at marketing what doesn’t exist. Think of what they can do if something really exists.

12.   Never be an atheist during festivals. It’s boring.

13.   You may even miss out on Yummies !!!